Broken on the Wheel of Sex

Step into the Wayback Machine with me, kids, back to the ’80s, where the only thing bad was the inexplicable hipness of the mullet. I loved the malls, the music, the television and the skinny ties. Of course, I was in my teens and not getting laid, so what did I know?

Jack Ketchum was hanging and banging, and his collection of short stories BROKEN ON THE WHEEL OF SEX gives a unique perspective on that golden time in America, right between where free love stopped, but somewhere before AIDS began.

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The 351 Books of Irma Arcuri

Few premises are as original as the one in THE 351 BOOKS OF IRMA ARCURI, the debut novel by David Bajo. In it, a twice-divorced, unemployed mathematician named Philip is willed the titular library of his former lover and the one he probably should have married, if only he had asked. But she’s not dead — she’s merely dropped out of life, and clues to her whereabouts are hidden within her volumes.

Philip’s first inclination that something is up is when a current woman he’s bedding (and this guy gets laid a lot) notices that Irma’s collection of Jorge Luis Borges short stories includes one the author never actually wrote. Next, Cervantes’ DON QUIXOTE becomes the subject of much comparison and decoding.

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BULLETS, BROADS, BLACKMAIL & BOMBS >> What’s Up, Doc?

bullets broads blackmail and bombsDoctor, doctor, give me the news, I’ve got a bad case of reading blues. (Did you really think my bad musical references would stop?) This column’s theme has a bit of a scientific medical bent, with all the main characters — be it the good guys or bad — having something in common: years and years of learning for their prestigious fields.

DOC SAVAGE: HIS APOCALYPTIC LIFE by Philip José Farmer — Here are two things I grew up on: 1) Doc Savage novels, usually in those now-hard-to-find omnibuses, and 2) the writing of Philip Jose Farmer. As a little sci-fi geek, I read a ton of his stuff, including the whole RIVERWORLD series.

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Chasing Darkness

With CHASING DARKNESS, Robert Crais confirms that the Elvis Cole we have known and loved all these years is back with us. It was iffy there for a while.

Following several inventive and popular novels — featuring the self-proclaimed “World’s Greatest Detective” who favors Hawaiian shirts and disarms villains with a wisecrack more often than a punch or a gun — Crais dredged up ugly events from his main characters’ past. First with Joe Pike, Cole’s stoic ex-cop partner, in 1999’s L.A. REQUIEM. Then Cole himself in 2003’s THE LAST DETECTIVE. The tone was darker, but the results impressive. Crais proved that Cole and company could move us, as well as entertain and amuse.

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High Life

Matthew Stokoe’s HIGH LIFE has to be the winner of the creepiest book of 2008. Never mind it’s a reissue, having originally come out in 2002, because the creepy factor outdoes the low-level shock value that certain other authors try and pull off today.

This novel will shock some with its graphic deceptions of sexual acts, snuff parties, incest and drug intake — and that’s just the first half! But it’s all in there for a reason — not just to titillate and make the author seems like some sort of hipster pushing buttons. Yes, there is a purpose for the reader being exposed to this world, and Stokoe is unlike any other tour guide.

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BOOK WHORE >> 7.22.08

book whoreShe’s back, pimpin’ out notable new releases to place on your radar!

PHILIP K. DICK: FIVE NOVELS OF THE 1960S & 70S by Philip K. Dick, edited by Jonathan Lethem — Philip K. Dick was a writer of incandescent imagination who made and unmade world-systems with ferocious rapidity and unbridled speculative daring. “The floor joists of the universe,” he once wrote, “are visible in my novels.” MARTIAN TIME-SLIP (1964) unfolds on a thinly colonized Red Planet where schizophrenia is a contagion and the unscrupulous seek to profit from a troubled child’s time-fracturing visions. DR. BLOODMONEY (1965) chronicles the interwoven stories of a multiracial community of survivors, including the scientist who may have been responsible for World War III. NOW WAIT FOR LAST YEAR (1966) explores the effects of JJ-180, a hallucinogen that alters not only perception, but reality. In FLOW MY TEARS, THE POLICEMAN SAID (1974), a television star seeks to unravel a mystery that has left him stripped of his identity. A SCANNER DARKLY (1977), the basis for the 2006 film, envisions a drug-addled world in which a narcotics officer’s tenuous hold on sanity is strained by his new surveillance assignment: himself.

VALFIERNO: THE MAN WHO STOLE THE MONA LISA by Martín Caparrós — On Aug. 22, 1911, the world was shocked by an audacious crime: Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa was stolen from the Louvre. Although some people suspected subversive artists like Picasso of perpetrating the theft, no arrests were made. Two years later, an Italian named Vincenzo Perugia was detained after attempting to sell the Mona Lisa to an antiques dealer in Florence — but the mystery of the theft itself was never satisfactorily resolved. In tantalizing conversations with an American journalist, the Marqués de Valfierno sheds light on his past secrets, including his sordid origins as Bollino, son of a Buenos Aires servant woman, a man ultimately transformed into the most notorious con artist in the world. A sly and consummate entertainer, Valfierno reveals the shifting identities of the anonymous Argentine boy who has gone on to become a veritable artist, creating for himself the perfect role of wealthy aristocrat in Belle Époque Paris as he prepares for his crime.

THE MAN WITH THE IRON HEART by Harry Turtledove — What if V-E Day didn’t end World War II in Europe? What if, instead, the Allies had to face a potent, even fanatical, postwar Nazi resistance? In this imagined world, Nazi forces resort to unconventional warfare, using the quick and dirty tactics of terrorism–booby traps, time bombs, mortar and rocket strikes in the night, assassinations, even kamikaze-style suicide attacks–to overturn what seemed to be a decisive Allied victory. In November 1945, a truck bomb blows up the Nuremberg Palace of Justice, where high-ranking Nazi officials are about to stand trial for war crimes. None of the accused are there when the bomb goes off, but their judges, all of them present and accounted for, are annihilated. Worse acts of terrorism follow all over Europe.

STALKING SUSAN by Julie Kramer — TV reporter Riley Spartz is recovering from a heartbreaking, headline-making catastrophe of her own when a longtime police source drops two homicide files in her lap in the back of a movie theater. Both cold cases involve women named Susan strangled on the same day, one year apart. Last seen alive in one of Minneapolis’s poorest neighborhoods, their bodies are each dumped in one of the city’s wealthiest areas. Riley senses a pattern between those murders and others pulled from a computer database of old death records. She must broadcast a warning soon, especially to viewers named Susan, because the deadly anniversary is approaching. But not just lives are at stake — so are careers. When Riley suspects the killer has moved personal items from one victim to the next as part of an elaborate ritual, she stages a bold on-air stunt to draw him out.

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The Jigsaw Man

Gord Rollo adds his own piece to the jumbled puzzle of modern horror with THE JIGSAW MAN, his debut novel. In it, Michael Fox (no middle initial of J, mind you) is a man whose life is in shambles after losing his wife and son in an auto accident, and he wants to end it all. The Sterno-swilling homeless man is ready to off himself when a total stranger approaches and offers him $2 million.

There’s a catch, of course: The stranger wants his right arm in exchange, but it’s a piece for which our fresh-out-of-luck hero is all too willing to go out on a limb. Along with three similar beaten souls, Michael is taken to the estate of Dr. Marshall, who’s pioneering research into body-part transplantation, primarily because his son was born hideously deformed — a Thalidomide baby, he says. It’s a noble pursuit … if he weren’t fibbing.

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Anatomy of a Killer / A Shroud for Jesso

Collected within Stark House Press’ ANATOMY OF A KILLER / A SHROUD FOR JESSO are two more great finds by Peter Rabe. From 1960, ANATOMY deals with Sam Jordan, a hired killer who shows no emotion at all — sort of like a clockwork machine given a task and told to finish it. He tries to be more than a blank slate by trying to start a serious relationship with a prostitute, only to be rebuffed countless times, or when he gives his boss a present of an engraved lighter.

Jordan is ripped for suppling evidence that connect the two men. He’s a total professional when it comes to his work ethic, which is changed only for his newest rush job, from a man who has no information except the victim’s name and location. This forces Jordan to do his own research, which throws him off considerably.

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Anarchy and Alchemy: The Films of Alejandro Jodorowsky

I am not a fan of pretentious art films by any means. Call me a plebian if you must, but I could care less about Federico Fellini, Peter Greenaway or, God forbid, Luis Buñuel. Symbolism is great and all, but I’m mostly left with an empty, hollow feeling that maybe they were just out of ideas and money, so instead they just threw whatever bullshit up on screen and underwrote it as meaningful in order to play it off. I’m looking at you, Lars von Trier!

But for some reason, I find myself psychotically obsessed with not only the work, but the man that is Alejandro Jodorowsky. Meaningful and befuddling at the same time, Jodorowsky is a complicated, abstract frame of a human, and is either a pure genius or a cinematic madman, as evidenced in Ben Cobb’s ANARCHY AND ALCHEMY: THE FILMS OF ALEJANDRO JODOROWSKY.

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NEWSGASM >> 7.21.08

newsgasmAll the news that’s fit to capsulize!

iLOVE IT
Apple’s new iPhone apps store on iTunes includes dozens of downloadable freebies, including a few geared toward book lovers:
• “eReader” lets you read more than 50,000 e-books, with two included to start you off: Edgar Rice Burroughs’ TARZAN OF THE APES and James Fenimore Cooper’s THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS.
• “Shakespeare” puts the complete works of William Shakespeare at your fingertips.
• ”Clickwheel Comic Reader” brings JUDGE DREDD and 2000AD to your screen.

TOR-IFIC!
Head over to the new Tor.com by July 27 to download a host of free e-books from top authors like John Scalzi, Jo Walton, Harry Turtledove, Kage Baker, Peter David, Cherie Priest and many more.

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